Sunday, June 29, 2008

Hot Chicks in great movies that you never saw again...


Sophie Okonedo as the Wachati Princess in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls- An underrated hottie, this could have set her off, instead shes probably been doing Avalon commercials and driving her kids to soccer practice.

Fairuza Balk as Vikki Valencourt in The Waterboy: She was hot in a kind of gothic dark sort of way, but you can't tell me you wouldn't take her. Who doesn't want a chick thats been in the slammer, chances of a 3-some increased by half right there

Patricia Arquette as Valerie Veran in Little Nikky: While she was kind of a dog in the movie, she is a very attractive woman. Definately the hot easy girl in school in her day.

Virtually every other chick in every Adam Sandler movie ever.

Mia Sara as Sloane Petersen in Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Incredibly hot, too bad she was from the 80s. Hot tub scene in Ferris Bueller is an incredible display of some of the best legs in Hollywood. For a while, I thought "Kitty Cat" in Wedding Crashers was Sloane Petersen then I learned it was Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman--turn off. I wish she would have graced us with her presence more...


Judith Hoag as April O'Neal in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Other than making a guest appearance in just about every TV show from Bones to The Nanny, Breast Men was the only other film she appeared in. Who wouldn't want a hot red head who always has her appartment stacked with pizza? She also doesn't mind having pets (Turtles).

Kelly Lynch as Dr. Elizabeth Clay in Roadhouse: Hottest Doctor ever! Roadhouse is the best worst movie ever. Swayze has the best mullett ever in this movie. Kelly Lynch has sex with the best mullett ever in this movie. No tan lines, she can look sophisticated and you can bring home to mom, but as Ludacris says in one of the best lines of all time, the only way to really describe her is "A lady in the street but a freak in the bed".

Special Milf Honorees: Natasha Richardson as the mom of the Lindsay Lohan's in Parent Trap: A MILF indeed. The british accent made it all better. Its too bad she stayed in England otherwise she could have played Stiffler's mom.

The hot blonde with the rack from Grounded for Life. MILF of the year 2 years in a row. How she created that ugly red headed fat bitch in that show was horrible casting, at least make the daughter hotter.

Robin Wright Penn as Jenny Curran in Forest Gump: Where the hell did this chick go, she goes from movie of the year to soccer mom like that? Alot of people didn't overlook the role she was playing but she was real hot when she wasn't listening to Skynard about to jump off a balcony. We miss you Robin.

Teri Polo as Pam Byrnes in Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers: You would think being a hot chick in a supporting actress role in a breakout movie would launch your career but apparently she is such a bad actress that she is unable to do so. Not the most beautiful woman in the world, but definately do-able and the word wasted potential hasn't been used this much since the Clippers drafted Chris Wilcox and Melvin Ely 4 picks apart.

Yasmine Bleeth: Where have you gone since Basketball and Baywatch honey? Nobody thought you were a great actress but you could have gotten by on looks like Angelina Jolie. Curves is the only word to describe this woman. As our freinds in Superbad say, she looks like she can take a dick to say the least.

Megan Fox as Mikaela Banes in Transformers: I really hope her career doesn't live and die with Transformers. (They're making a 2nd one), because she is way too hot for that. If you are a male living right now, and you are not gay. Megan Fox is in your top 5 women on planet earth.

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